I made a pocket-sized Charles Darwin, for all those times you need to be reminded why you're here. (In a physical sense. I'll have to make a tiny Karl Jung or Socrates for some philosophical perspectives on that.)
I also made a little Captain Disillusion. The full-sized version can't be everywhere at once, so I figured he needed a few pint-sized buddies to back him up in the whole "defending cyberspace from idiocy" thing.
Now with clever catch-phrases!